Prudent Events From the Last PTA Meeting
7:00 PM: Meeting called to order, pledge of allegiance held. 7:05 PM: The source of the squeaking sound was determined to be the science class pet ferret loose in the ceiling—Mr. Fiveash called to deal with situation. 7:08 PM: Overwhelming majority votes to defund high school chorus trip to New York City. 7:09 PM: Overwhelming majority votes to fund water polo team trip to Disneyland. 7:15 PM: Meeting opened up to questions from parents. 7:17 PM: Concerned parent asks PTA “Why are we teaching science to our children? Don’t you understand you are placing them in league with the devil?” 7:18 PM: Citizen who supports the question asked by the parent speaks out of turn, demands to know the size of the PTA Chairperson’s hands. 7:19 PM: Awkward silence falls upon the room. 7:25 PM: Bored with the meeting, one PTA board member asks if it would be possible to postpone the rest of that day’s business, and play w...